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Everyone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.

(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:24)
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Oh noes, you've revealed that a certain author once gave us the rights to film one of his stories
I am so ashamed
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:58, 1 reply)
I know right?
Imagine if you'd had any talent and it hadn't completely flopped at the kickstarter stage!
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:02, closed)
Eh, shooting on an aeroplane costs about £12,000 a day
and given that half the script takes place on an aeroplane it was always going to be a gamble whether we could raise the money or not.

Oh noes, how embarrassing. So, about that night you got banned from b3ta then?
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:19, closed)
You have also been banned from B3ta if I remember rightly

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:23, closed)
Nope, not me soz
"a member for 11 years, 5 months and 5 days"
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:25, closed)
"member"

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:28, closed)
Doesn't mean you weren't banned
Shambles was banned, his ban expired same as yours.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:30, closed)
In that case I look forward to Dr. Shambolic posting in qotw again

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:33, closed)
He's posting in Talk he quite clearly isn't banned I'm assuming that he isn't going to post in QFTW again under that name because it bothers you for some reason.

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:46, closed)
I love the way you're making his excuses for him

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:48, closed)
I love the way you still think he is banned when he clearly isn't and therefore doesn't need excuses

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:49, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/talents/post2513976
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:50, closed)
Why should he?

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:51, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/talents/post2513980
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:53, closed)
Aww bless, that was a question, not an excuse.
Here's another question, if he clearly isn't banned from b3ta why is it so important to you that he post on qftw? Would it make you feel better? At least if he doesn't you can pretend to yourself that you are right and he is banned, have a little victory and maybe have a wank over it in the toilets.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:56, closed)
What does any of this have to do with you, little doggie?

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:58, closed)
I just like fishing. I get hard everytime you reply.
Plus I want to see you get banned for posting more down syndrome pictures so I reply in the hope that you do it.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:59, closed)
Believe me, when someone's as much of a disabled parking space as you are, it is tempting

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:00, closed)
You couldn't even help replying to Dozer, even though only a few people know that Vampires of Soho has anything to do with you
They fish and you bite every single time. Its like you want the world to see how tragic you really are. You think a pathetic attempt at an insult gives you an instant Internet victory. You've gone totally fairholme.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:04, closed)
Either that, or I'm bored and I like winding up Shambo
I'm hoping he'll break out some more screenshots, that was hilarious
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:09, closed)
Yes dear, replying to Dozers bait is definitely winding up Shambo
You can't help yourself
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:10, closed)
Dozer didn't bite
Shambo did
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:16, closed)
OK as you are incable of working it out for yourself I shall make it clearer.
BAIT - I saw Vampires of Soho at InFest.

(Dozy Dozy D Buttmunch [mod], Mon 18 May 2015, 21:50, Ignore, Blackflag, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)

BITE - Yes, of course you did
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee will model for Lego [mod], Tue 19 May 2015, 11:33, Ignore, Blackflag, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)

You say nothing and this whole thread where you look stupid never happens. You're your own worst enemy. People only post after they see you take the bait, its painfully easy and you bite every single time.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:19, closed)
I don't understand
Can you explain it again please?
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:20, closed)
I know you don't
and no
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:26, closed)
Aw, I was enjoying all those long posts you wrote
to tell me how much I was biting
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:28, closed)
You just keep doing it.

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:34, closed)
Doing what?

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:41, closed)
The only person here who's ever been banned from b3ta is you, petal.

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:26, closed)
again, you're thinking of someone else
I'm not the one hanging out on qotw under a sock-puppet alias because I blew my load all over an Australian
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:28, closed)
THAT HAIRCUT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO!

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:30, closed)
I'm not thinking at all, love.
I'm barely even reading your responses.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:12, closed)

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