Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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The IceThe Ice is something of a legend around these parts. In reality, he's my mate that lives round the corner with a garage we can use for smoking weed and generally monging out.
Anyway, there was this one house party a couple of weeks ago where The Ice happened to cop off with a rather lovely lady, and proceeded to violate her in the ways that a 17 year old knows best.
After everyone had passed out/gone to sleep, The Ice decided to go to the bog (finish himself off/wash his hands) on this journey though, the lodger confonted him.
We didn't know there was a lodger. We didn't really know the host. The Ice especially wasn't aware he wasn't meant to use the lodger's toilet to clear lady juice off his hands.
The lodger wasn't very happy that her vibrator was no longer in her sock drawer, but in the sink.
Nobody at the party looked very happy at being woken up at 3am by a drunken lodger chasing The Ice (trying to hide his hard-on) round the house, wielding a huge pink dildo above her head trying to kick him out the house.
As if to rub salt in the wound, during the next morning's clean-up, the host found a webcam hidden under the stereo, able to see the whole room. Turns out her dad had set up a wireless connection, so that he could keep an eye on his lovely daughter and lovely house.
Oh the shock
(, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 19:02, Reply)
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