Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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when I finished my degree
I did a Diploma of Education. I applied for several positions, and finally got one. Everything went well for several years. Eventually I saw a former student in the street, and said "ha! I taught you a lesson or two didn't I?". Sadly I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome shortly afterwards and had to retire.
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I did a Diploma of Education. I applied for several positions, and finally got one. Everything went well for several years. Eventually I saw a former student in the street, and said "ha! I taught you a lesson or two didn't I?". Sadly I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome shortly afterwards and had to retire.
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:12, Reply)
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