Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Sibling TakedownWhen I was about 8, my older sister by 2 years was always really bossy and a squeal to my Mum. So I decided to sort her out. I hid in the lounge room at the front of the house and called her from where she was in the kitchen.
As she made her way down the corridor I lay in wait behind the door and as she came in the lounge, I smashed her in the face with a hard back book.
Boy did I get in trouble!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:30, Reply)
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