Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Sibling Takedown IIAround the same time period as the previous story my sister was at it again, can’t remember exactly what. As brute force hadn’t stopped her, I decided to turn my attentions to germ warfare.
I got her toothbrush and caressed the hoop of my anus with the bristles. I then put it back neatly where I found it.
She was off ill from school for about a week. Whatever.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:37, Reply)
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