Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Never knock down my house of cardsWhilst bored in the 6th form library one day I started to build a house of cards, cheating slightly using super strong postcards to make it easier for myself obviously. I managed to build a fairly large tower when one gormless idiot decided to nudge the table to knock it down.
I went the long way round (unusual for me, I am an extremly lazy person) before shoving him in the desk. It wasn't a hard shove but the fact that I went to the effort of doing so apparently scared him slightly. He never did like me, I was one of the few people he didn't try and touch up when he came out the closet.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 21:42, Reply)
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