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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Call me an evil bastard if you want...
My ex left me for one of my best mates, and decided it would be funny if she rubbed my face in it. A week or so later I'm at another mates party and they are both there so they decided to rub it in some more, so I being the vengeful type waited until everyone was asleep to get my revenge.
You see, my ex has OCD and this gives her a pathological fear of mould and vomit, cue me emptying a bucket of vomit on her in the night and her unable to leave the room to wash it off due to me placing mouldy cheese in the doorway, my ex best mate had passed out so she had to wait until morning when he woke up to get out!
That showed her
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 0:47, Reply)

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