Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Woo! losing my comment virginity.couldn't miss out on this one. My housemates last year were complete twunts. Complaning all the godamn time about everything. So there was a few things I did to keep my sanity
1)Good old fashioned pubes in the milk. A classic
2)Pubes on the soap. One placed carefully every day
3)Hair removal cream in conditioner
4)Shower time! boiler is turned off
5)Hiding random objects of theirs. used to send them Insane
6)My personal favourite... my friend telling the one housemate shes slept with her boyfriend. It may have just been incidental, still funny nonetheless.
I see it as my revenge for all those note leaving, moody wankers out there!
length? Its my first time... I wouldnt know the difference
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 2:20, Reply)
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