Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Yes, it did "taught 'em"When you're in the Raf and you're out of area (away fighting wars for your hippies rights apparently!), there are certain unwritten laws which are generally respected by all.
One such law is that you don't pinch anyone else's shower gel, even if it seems it's been abandoned in the showers.
So...
Last 'out of area', I leave mine in the showers a couple of times (it's convenient) and I notice it's definitely being used by not just myself. With no way of knowing who is using it, there is obviously only one solution?
After a week of topping up the showergel from my 'font of man-muck', I leave it in the showers until it shows signs of significant usage.
At which point I proceed to make an announcement to the whole base that whoever has been using my showergel has been literally 'bathing in my reflected glory'.
Lesson learned whoever they were(never found out).
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 3:12, Reply)
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