Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Cock BlocksThis story involves Adam and Grant, two Americans living in South Korea. Adam is a quiet, meek black guy who is popular with the ladies. The white ones from what I can tell, as Korean girls typically won't give the time of day to blacks, let alone any foreigners. The other guy, Grant, is older, and I would describe him as friendly but not nice. They're both skinheads.
One week I was spending with the wife, Adam had two separate dates arranged with girls. The first one was chased away after Grant slapped her on the ass. The second one, who was an official Suicide Girl, was also deflected when Grant kept telling her repeatedly the only reason Adam was with her was because she was a porn star. She started to believe him and lost interest in Adam. That's two cock blocks.
I was planning an interesting road trip at the time. For any of you who are aware of the oddities of the Far East, there are a few bars throughout the country themed around Hitler and the Third Reich.
www.daehanmindecline.com/archive/20070310hitler/72.JPG
It was my goal to find one, and as you can see by this picture we did. I wanted to bring Adam along because having a black guy with us could be our race card, so nobody would think we were racist.
I also asked Grant if he'd like to go with us, who seemed interested. I planned to bring a bunch of us down to Daejeon, two hours south.
Anyway, a conversation started with a group of girls who'd arrived. One of the girls was talking about being Israeli, and talking about going to Israel and all that. Grant kept asking her questions, hitting on her, and letting slip little references to make her think he was Jewish.
It was a boring conversation so I walked away. Then I had an evil idea. I ran away and found Adam, and told him to follow me to the store, passing by Grant. Grant was still talking with the Jewish girl, with a smug smile on his face. I walked by and said "Hey Grant, are we still doing that Hitler thing next week?"
It's hard not to picture the look of terror on his face. Unfortunately the girl's back was turned so I couldn't tell if it worked on her too. But when I came back that way the conversation had ended.
Anyway, the moral of the story is don't cock block unless you would like to be cock blocked yourself.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 5:20, Reply)
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