Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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My history teacherwas a seriously cool dude. He'd been teaching at the same school for about forty years, loved his subject and loved his students.
One time, a Year 9 kid pushed his way to the front of the queue for the canteen in full view of said teacher. Predictably he was pulled out for a five star bollocking, during which the following exchange was overheard:
- Is it cos I'm black?
- NO, IT'S COS YOU'RE BLOODY UGLY!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:38, Reply)
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