Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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The Tea RunI work in a small department of ten people. We have tea twice a day - once in the morning and once in the afternoon - which we take it in turns to make.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Here's another story involving bodily fluids. But no.
If someone has pissed me off, they get a cracked mug. If I'm having to boil two kettles of water, theirs is made from the first, meaning that their tea might be a bit on the cold side by the time it arrives at their desk. And their tea is made from the last dregs of water in the kettle, meaning that they might get a few bits of limescale at the bottom of their mug.
Yeah. That teaches 'em.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:14, Reply)
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