Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Revenge on a bullyWhen I was 10 there was a bully at school who made lots of peoples lives a misery, but managed to never get caught doing it.
She, yes she, was picking on me one lunchtime and I had enough, so I pushed her over while managing to lift her dress over her head, then removed her knickers and threw them into a tree. This was witnessed by quite a few, unfortunately including a teacher. I got a monster bollocking, but the girl left me alone after that.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, Reply)
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