Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I feel guilty nowI was on Friends Reunited the other night and found the guy who sabotaged my A Level computing project who starred in an old QOTW:
www.b3ta.com/questions/fightfightfight/post50593/
However, it transpires that after years of battling depression he is currently undergoing gender reassignment treatment. I really do feel genuinely remorseful at my suggestion that he "went home to be fisted by his dad again".
The fact that I nearly ripped the guys balls off is ironic considering he's just paid a surgeon in Thailand to do exactly that.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, Reply)
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