Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Runs in the familyYes, revenge is hereditary in my household.
About a month ago I was consoling my little brother on being dumped by the village bike. He then confides in me that when we were little he had nits and I didn't, so he picked one of the little mites off the nit comb (urrrgh)and put in in my hair.
My dad bought my mom a new car (ooo very swishy) as a suprise. She was so overcome with emotion that the felt this would be the right time to confess that she poisoned our front lawn. They had had a falling out over whether or not the front garden should be paved over (mum for tarmac, dad for grass) and as she conceded she said she would never do the gardening again. So as my dad lovingly watered and seeded his lawn, my mum went out the following day with weed killer and dumped it all over the place. This went on for about 5 years. He could never work out why the lawn wouldnt grow. Guilt? Naaaah, she was just worried one of the neighbours would see.
I made my brother eat dirt when we were little "because that's what they mean when they sing 'Another One Bites The Dust' on Gladiators.
Oh, and a girl I've grown up with (has turned out to be the biggest cow face ever) I made her wipe my bottom once having done a number two when we were young. That's not quite revenge, it happened before she messed me about. Or maybe she was retalliating to this, I don't know. Possibly.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, Reply)
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