Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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My girlfriendMy girlfriend nagged me for years about getting married, and kept saying it was the only way to show my commitment to her and that I really loved her. B3tard's, I married her.
And now she has to live with my rancid sub-duvet farts, my nose-picking, my dirty pants behind the bathroom door and my nightly requests for sexual intercourse.
Welcome to love and commitment, my sweet!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:05, Reply)
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