Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Special chocolate dessertMy brother used to eat any decent food before I could get to it. One day, 4x chocolate desserts in plastic pots were bought and within a couple of hours he'd eaten three of them. Knowing he would go for the fourth, I ate it myself having carefully removed the lid.
I stuffed the empty pot with bog paper I'd just wiped my arse on, then glued the lid back on with superglue and replaced the pot in the fridge. Sure enough, within 20 minutes he'd made off with it to his room to eat, and I was rewarded with a loud cry of disgust at the contents of the pot.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:19, Reply)
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