Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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ChavsA thieving scum bag of a chav, attempted to steal some bits and pieces of mine and my friends stuff. So did the usual, told him where to get off. I got the usual, "Fuck off meht, i'm gonna go get some mehts and fucking chin ya." Well i thought he looked a like a bit of a retard so i dint believe him. Low and behold 10 minutes later he shows up with a rather large gang of chavs. Ended up as a three on one fight against me. Well one got a black eye and another two broken ribs. I think they learnt their lesson. Well i presume so, i dint get any more trouble of those two.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:57, Reply)
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