Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Ball kickingsRepetitive.
Unexpected.
Shows a fantastic element of surprise and teaches that fucker a lesson about taking my USB cable...
another form of getting my message across also involves balls, but not kicking. It's only possible if you're sitting down and he's standing up: When said arsehole stands up, swing out your fist at a 90 degree angle and fucking sock the bastard.
Length? He's got none left thanks to me.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:46, Reply)
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