Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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BullyA new lout moved into the dormitory and I quickly tired of his bellowing, beer-soaked noise. Everyone was afraid this bully - he was muscular and seemed violent - but I decided he was actually a wimp and someone had to teach him a lesson. "I'm going to kick his ass," I told my roommate, as I opened the door to confront the bully in the hallway.
Poor roommate! I didn't know that even the threat of violence could trigger an asthma attack. The sympathetic bully even helped us get my roommate into the car for the drive to the clinic.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 4:46, Reply)
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