Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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School bully, prison, ha!When I was in school (portchester secondary if you’re interested) there was one kid who tormented me whenever he could, not violent stuff but enough to make me wish death upon him. One day whilst queuing for lunch he stood behind me and quietly unzipped my bag and then poured his can of coke into it.
Later on that day I was sat in a lesson with him and decided if he tried anything I was going to just kick him in the groin as hard as I could, soon enough he was telling all his friends how he was going to throw water onto my groin. He walked by me a couple of times and I knew it was only a matter of time before he did it so I waited for him to walk by again and took my compass and stabbed him in the back of the leg as hard as I could (I did feel like kicking him the groin too as he screamed in pain but tried to look as innocent possible instead)
He never did bother me again and I guess I taught him. About two or three years after leaving school I met up with an old school friend in London who happened to tell me that the bully ended up almost killing someone in a fight recently and was in prison.
Now that really will fucking teach him!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:41, Reply)
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