Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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turfing Princess Tony and Co out of Number 10 and relocating them to downtown Baghdad. Let's see how he likes his family dicing with death every time they want to buy a pack of spuds down the local market.
That'll teach him a f**king lesson
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 10:23, Reply)
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