Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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foreplayMy wife complained that I never spend enough time on foreplay, so this weekend I spent about 20 minutes lapping like an enthusiastic labrador at her clitoris as she writhed and moaned, gripping my head 'twixt straining thighs. By the end of it, I had a dislocated neck, a swollen tongue and a face smeared with lady juices and stray hair. That showed her! She won't be complaining anymore.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 11:52, Reply)
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