Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Dumb bully gets his commeuppanceI have to admit, like a lot of people on these boards, that I was bullied at school. I was new, I was clever(er than the tards that were there in the first place). I also happened to 'displace' one of the popular kids in the class seating plan, which involved the cleverer you were, the further you sit towards the back. He didn't like this, and after various verbal exchanges, which I lost, he tried to beat me to death.
However, he wasn't as bright as he thought he was, and I was quite nimble. As he swung his meaty leg at me, I, like a Ninja, jumped backwards, and grabbed his leg. I then proceeded to rise it higher, and higher, until he lost his balance and cracked his head on the concrete floor. How I laughed, and so did a lot of other people around. Success! What made it even sweeter, was that he tried to kick me in the corridor again just after, and slipped on the wet floor and went arse over tit. Hooray for Karma! He didn't bully me again :)
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:51, Reply)
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