Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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CarsAfter my tirade against a certain Italian "assembler", which resulted in more gaz messages about learning my lesson than revelations about my ex-wife I decided to put the lessons I've learned into choosing a new car (I'm downsizing).
www.b3ta.com/questions/rippedoff/post72119/
So what do I do, the sensible thing? I'm after a hatchback after all, I can chuck my bike in the back of it and halve my fuel bills. I really ought to be considering a Ford Feck-Arse, but I was stopped in my tracks the other day by something smaller and Italian. However I'm assured that quality problems are a thing of the past (yeah, right) and the dealers have been given a much needed kicking (heard that one before).
Clearly I am indeed an idiot for even contemplating that "ownership satisfaction" and "Alfa Romeo", hitherto the ultimate in oxymorons, might actually work out this time.
Better renew my AA membership.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 19:07, Reply)
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