Mad ex story
Ok, so I was finally getting rid of the crazy bitch that I'd supported for four years. She was moving out and we were splitting the possesions, the main ones were:-
A water bed (surely we need a QOTW on these!)
Fridge and freezer
Tv and video.

Now, she decided she wanted the water bed above anything else. I had to point out that the cost of the water bed was the same as the other things combined. She agreed and off she went, happy as larry that she had got her way.
Silly cow hadn't thought about the fact that although I'd paid for the bed in full when we bought it, all the rest had been bought on shop credit. In her name. And none of it had been paid for.
She had also insisted on all the utility bills being in her name when we'd moved in. As you may know, to cancel this you need to send a letter explaining that you've moved out and settling the final bill etc. Until you've done this you are legally liable for the bills.
She thought I would do that for her.
She thought wrong.

So, I rubbed my hands together at all my free stuff and then partied like there was no tomorrow for the next 3 months (until I moved out myself). My phone was free for anyone to use for as long as they liked. Every light in the house was left on and the heating was on full.

Two years later, she has finally tracked me down to demand money from me. She has several CCJ's against her name, can't get any credit anywhere and is still recieving demands for the bills and the tv & video.
For some reason she thought I would be happy to stick my hand in my pocket and come up with the cash to get her out of trouble.
Sadly, again, she thought wrong. after pointing out to her the fault in her logic (at taking the waterbed above the stuff she actually owned) and then letting her know that the next day I was flying out to live in Jamaica, I'd thought she'd see the funny side.

She didn't.

Happy days...
(EvilMeister, Tue 1 May 2007, 1:21, Reply)