Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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A lighthearted that'll teach 'emseeing as most b3tards' stories are depressing me.
In secondary school a new guy arrived from Stirling, Calum I think it was. He was too cool for school and generally copied off everyone else's work for his homework.
He did this to me in physics, and at the start I didn't really mind. But after a while this starts to grate, and I thought I would teach him a lesson. Our physics teacher was a pretty volatile bloke, nice enough sometimes but needed anger management and was pretty scary when he got going.
So I can only imagine his rage when, on marking Calum's homework, he would have found out that the answer to "What was the velocity of car 1?" was "The donkey likes to eat carrots" .
That'll teach 'em, and not in permanent scarring/much worse retribution way.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 3:34, Reply)
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