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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Little shit
Said little shit royally fucked up a 'shroom trip in the countryside to transform it into a paranoid hell. Always been spiritually peaceful before and since. My revenge, when a bit pissed, was to nut the cunt and in the process floor him. That taught the fucker, temporarily. He's still a cunt.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 10:39, Reply)

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