Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Just like Mr Tiger WoodsSame as JTW I guess. 23 years old and let loose with a 16v Golf, which was normally driven with due care and consideration for others.
However, I was driving back to the office in torrential rain and negotiating a large roundabout when a voice in the back of my head said "turn in to the bend and lift off the accelerator". Prior to this point I'd been something of a "Driving Miss Daisy", so in an out of character impulse decided to play silly buggers.
I was quickly introduced to two new friends; Dr Oversteer and Mr Sideways. Normally, lift off oversteer is amusingly catchable, but I hadn't banked on spilled diesel and pissing rain.
"I'm gonna catch it! I'm gonna catch it!" thought I as the arse end slowly overtook the front.
Cue a red faced and chastised me sat facing the armco with (thankfully) superficial damage to the Flog but massive damage done to my ego.
That learned me.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:11, Reply)
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