Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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While you were sleepingMany a year ago, I was fast asleep in my little dream world when my younger sister (who was about 8 at the time) thought it'd be a great idea to run up the stairs at full pelt and eagerly wake me up to tell me about something exciting.
Being cosily and innocently asleep, my brain was utterly shocked and appauled when it found itself rattling around the inside of my head as little sister shook me awake shouting loudly, and my mind told me I was being attacked.
Cue 8 year old girl in floods of hysterical tears after her big sister punched her with all her strength across the room - sinking into a little ball against the door.
I feel quite bad about it at the time - now I think it's great.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:11, Reply)
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