Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Wash and GoWhen my mate Andy was at Uni in Leeds there was the usual problem of general pilfering that was traced back to one member of the house. A favourite was toiletry items such as shower gel and shampoo, not exactly Brinks Matt but annoying none the less. Anyway, my mate filled up 1/2 empty shampoo bottle with piss, shit and jizz and left it. That evening the female resident's young sister was over to visit and went to take a shower. "Don't use the Wash and Go", he shouts as she goes into teh bathroom. Moments later she lets out a blood curdling scream and starts crying; older sister comes to the rescue and is told what has happened. She proceeds to bollock my mate and tell him what a wanker he is, he protests, saying he had told her not to use it. Big sis points at lil sis who is stood there now in a towel with her stuff in her hands, including a hearing aid. "She's fucking deaf." Ooops.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 17:55, Reply)
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