Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Very, Very sadI found out that my girlfriend had snogged another bloke and at 16 it felt like she had reached inside my chest, ripped out my still beating heart, set it on fire with methylated spirits and stamped it out wearing football boots. I was a bit gutted.
So my devious and cunning revenge?
I deleted the bloke who she snogged off her MSN list.
HAHAHAHA victory is mine!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 3:19, Reply)
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