Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I bet it was the German kidsAs a little kiddie, and a big one now, I bloody making sand castles me. Really big ones of all shapes and architectural genres (my latest is Mordor style one where you drizzle wet sand between your fingers for scary effect).
So anyway, one holiday I would amuse myself for hours building these masterpieces, only to return later to fing them kicked in and trampled to the ground. Convenientlty, as well as lots of lovely sand, there were these heavy, breeze block sized things scattered about to serve as moorings for the occaisional boat. Moorings and the perfect foundation for a sandcastle.
I never saw what happened, but it's safe to assume that they did more than chip a toe nail. Bastards.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:00, Reply)
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