Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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girl a college
similar to the actual question, found her food kept going missing in halls.
so, one day, she dyed everything blue.
milk, cheese, eggs, ham, bread (baked herself), and any leftovers. BLUE.
of course, the benefit to this was she could tell who (if they dared) was eating her food from the blue tongues, and then get her 6'5" boyfriend to 'have a word'.
( , Wed 2 May 2007, 18:48, Reply)
similar to the actual question, found her food kept going missing in halls.
so, one day, she dyed everything blue.
milk, cheese, eggs, ham, bread (baked herself), and any leftovers. BLUE.
of course, the benefit to this was she could tell who (if they dared) was eating her food from the blue tongues, and then get her 6'5" boyfriend to 'have a word'.
( , Wed 2 May 2007, 18:48, Reply)
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