Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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nearly forgot this gembunch of chaps i used to know shared a house.
for the life of me, i can't remember what this one chap did wrong. i think he was just being a lousy housemate. anyway, one weekend he went off to visit a friend, and his housemates began their plan.
by the time he got back, their plan was complete, and a cctv camera installed in his room.
he walked in to find everything covered in wrapping paper. *everything*. but beyond that, everything else.
so, he unwraps the bed and finds the pillows, mattress, duvet and bed itself also wrapped underneath. also, the wrapped boxes under the bed, which unwrapped contain wrapped folders containing wrapped documents and, of course, wrapped porn.
he unwraps the desk, and unwraps the computer, to unwrap the monitor, the keyboard, the cpu and the mouse. in each drawer, his pens, pads, stapler, EVERYTHING is individually wrapped.
it was a work of genius, and probably required some class A drugs to keep the momentum, but they managed it. and the other lads got to see the whole trauma unfolding on live tv.
marvellous.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:26, Reply)
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