Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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conductivity
I had to do an experiement at school where I held pieces of various metals (aluminium, lead, steel etc) in the flame of a bunsen and waited to see how quickly I felt the heat in my fingers. This taught me conductivity. Now, I know that if I put my frozen prawns in my cast iron grill pan and place them on the iron hob, they will defrost quicker than in a thin stainless pan. So that lesson taight me a lot.
( , Thu 3 May 2007, 11:26, Reply)
I had to do an experiement at school where I held pieces of various metals (aluminium, lead, steel etc) in the flame of a bunsen and waited to see how quickly I felt the heat in my fingers. This taught me conductivity. Now, I know that if I put my frozen prawns in my cast iron grill pan and place them on the iron hob, they will defrost quicker than in a thin stainless pan. So that lesson taight me a lot.
( , Thu 3 May 2007, 11:26, Reply)
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