Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Pass the pepperA friend of mine is a football coach, and one day in the pub was trying to teach a group of girls the offside rule. He patiently explained it over and over, but they just couldn't grasp it. Then he demonstrated it using condiments and empty glasses. That taught 'em.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:54, Reply)
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