my boss treats me like an imbecile
we share a flat in london and both work for the government. i could tell you exactly what our job entailed, but just think james bond and you're on the right track.
my boss' boss is a forgetful old duffer, often losing the conversational thread halfway through giving us one of our assignments and slipping into a tale of his army days. not a bad sort, but certainly not compos mentis enough to be running the whole department.
my boss is a flash bugger at times, always insisting on wearing a pristine white suit, which I have to keep clean and ironed. he's so fussy about his clothes that i spend so long doing his ironing that i never have enough time to iron my own shirt or my favourite blue jacket.
he insists that i go with him into terrifying, life-threatening situations, despite the fact that i'm gripped with fear. i'm never allowed to drive the car and god help me if i mention his french girlfriend, fifi!
the final straw was when he forced me to sell my eyebrows to some scrap-metal merchant. i'll never forgive him for that.
also, i hate his fucking couch-lift.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:24, 8 replies)

by any chance
do you work for the greatest secret agent in the world?

* clicks *
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:36, closed)

possibly
but i can't tell you without killing you ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:51, closed)

RIS?

( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:10, closed)

*cough*dangermouse*cough*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:13, closed)

*shames*
I knew that, I really did.
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:20, closed)

riiiiiiight
heheheh
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:32, closed)

*nods emphatically*
I so did. Should have bought that off Amazon instead of Two Pints.
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, closed)

indeed you should
although two pints is not without its merits
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:46, closed)