So there I was...
In Underground Atlanta with some mates. We were having a great time hanging out, people watching, looking at various over-priced shit, the works. Well, as you see in these places, there were beggars. Not many, mind you, but a few. I have a strict policy never to give these kind of people money, though I do try to help them how I can. So when a nice woman approached me in her torn clothes saying she was thirsty, who was I to refuse? I took her to the nearby smoothie shop and bought her a fruit smoothie.

She was so overcome with gratitude that she planted a big kiss on my cheek, and walked away. As she left, I watched to see if she really wanted the smoothie, or just was looking for cash. Turns out, she did what I expected: she dumped the smoothie in the trash. Then she did something I didn't expect. She removed "her" wig and turned around. I had just been kissed by a tranny.
(DarkSol, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 4:16, 2 replies)

Eh? What a bizarre
twist O_o

M. Night Shayamalamayalaman called, he wants his script back...
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 5:55, closed)

haha
Sad thing is, this really happened. Mr. Shaymalana-whatever will be receiving a call from my lawyer.
(DarkSol, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:46, closed)