I'm surprised nobody's mentioned
Those mongs who get a trolley outside the supermarket then stop in the entrance for a long chat. Then, having tired of that they park the trolley across each aisle as they pick what they want. THEN they get really annoyed when I barge their trolley out of the way with mine . . .
Twats, every twatting one of them.
(The Jannie, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:59, 3 replies)

just say 'excse me' they usually get out of the way really quick
yes they're twats for not realising they're in the way
but being a dick to them, only makes them think you're a dick
politely demonstrating their inconsiderateness(is that a word?) is far more effective
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:45, closed)

Although
All too often a polite request is greeted with a contemptuous look that makes me think they're not learning anything.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:43, closed)

My missus.
Without fail manages to stop (usually on a "dime" - as in suddenly, dead still) in a doorway or thoroughfare to think, talk on her phone, scratch her bottom etc.
The shout of "BLOCKING EGRESS!" or "Pardon me, excuse me" (ala Toejam & Earl) still rings out to this day & we've been together nearly 20 years now.
I'm nicking a shopping trolley and bringing home..
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:27, closed)