me and a friend, a few years ago, got into fire spinning
stafs not poi. anyhow, we're out, middle of a hot summer in a park, walking his dog and having a fire spinning sesh. i just finished a burn, he's just about to light up his staff, when a man appears out of the bushes and asks for a light. i light his cigarette, he looks a bit creepy but relatively normal- flat cap, bomber jacket, glasses, mid forties. i ASSUME, being as it's dark i can't really see, that he's wearing shorts.

as my mate lights up his staff, in the flare, it becomes apparent that this dude is actually wearing a pair of pvc hotpants with his cock and balls hanging out.
we told him to fuck right off, and packed up our shit and walked further towards the road.. when my mate uttered the immortal line 'dude.. you had your shirt off when you were spinning right? whaddya reckon he was doing in a bush watching you that required a cigarette after?''


jesus
jesus christ.
*mindbleach*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:03, 3 replies)

bwahahahahhaha
hahahahha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:19, closed)

i will never be able to spin fire again
without that little part of my brain recoiling in horror.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:24, closed)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( Peej, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:30, closed)