i used to work in a camera shop many moons ago
i had a HOT blonde manageress. she was about 4 years my senior, blonde, blue eyes, amazingly hot body.. really cool chick. some morning she'd open up, some morning i would so i had a key, alarm codes etc. i knew she used to use the gym nearby sometimes. one day i left something in the shop, so i came back in to grab it, the shutter was down but the alarm wasn't set. i opened the door to the stock room, and right in front of me was the most perfect, tanned ass and neatly trimmed ladygarden you ever did see. she was getting changed into her gym stuff. i was only about 19 at the time, i did the sorta 'oh shit, sorry, erm, i... ermmm... she turned round, revealing a GREAT perky rack and said 'it's ok, i don't mind, you weren't to know. what did you want? i was like errmmmmmm.... *don't say tits, don't say tits, * ermmmmm.. my earphones, they're on the box at the back? she said to go grab em, so i did, and then left. the next day was REALLY awkward. mainly because of the small space behind the desk and my persistent nagging boner. dammit. never did tap that ass. she was shagging the big boss anyhow, she was probably loving making me squirm.
saw her a few months ago. dayum. i think i caught her at peak time, she has NOT aged well.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:41, 1 reply)

Jammy twat.
That's the sort of thing that would 'never' happen to me!
(Kip, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:09, closed)