Naked Dead People!! This is not funny!
I use to be a Police officer about three years ago, left for personal reasons...

Three weeks into being on the beat I get a call to go to a house where they suspected someone had died, loads of newspapers in the door milk piled up on the door step, the usual thing.

Anyway, I along with another officer put the door in and found an old Japanese lady had died in her sleep and was absolutley butt naked. Before this time i was under the impression that rigamortis only affected the bones, I was wrong, she had died on her front and subsequently left her boobs looking like mushed up black play dough, not nice.

Two weeks later i get a similar call, again we break the door down and find a man face down in his kitchen.....with his trousers AND pants around his ankles, again with the rigamortis affected his penis which made it look like a bodge up boner, even more strange his was sorrounded by half frozen prawns...I have no idea.

Luckily I dealt with about six other dead people after this more..one where I had to hold someone up who had hung themselves and the way I knew he hadnt been there that long was because I could feel his warm BOLLOCKS resting on my shoulder and rubbing my neck.

Not nice!!
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 28 May 2009, 16:42, 3 replies)

Why on earth
Were you rubbing his bollocks on your neck.
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 28 May 2009, 20:00, closed)

Maybe the guy
Was Ian Curtis?
(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 May 2009, 4:50, closed)

He weighed about 16 stone
I had to hold him up on my shoulders
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:41, closed)