Unexpected Nudity
There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
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( , Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
(suggested by wanderingjoe)
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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So, last night, I went for a quick drink after work.
It turned into a few more than a quick drink.
Which may explain why I started to sober up at midnight to find myself fist deep in a unfeasibly hairy, hygienically challenged, gap toothed, saggy titted, obese, welsh biker with a spotty back and severe fungal problems.
That was unexpected.
Because I can’t fucking stand the Welsh.
(That was for you, crow)
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:00, 1 reply)
It turned into a few more than a quick drink.
Which may explain why I started to sober up at midnight to find myself fist deep in a unfeasibly hairy, hygienically challenged, gap toothed, saggy titted, obese, welsh biker with a spotty back and severe fungal problems.
That was unexpected.
Because I can’t fucking stand the Welsh.
(That was for you, crow)
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:00, 1 reply)
It begins!
Nice one - consider your post clicked and the gauntlet well and truly thrown down.
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:40, closed)
Nice one - consider your post clicked and the gauntlet well and truly thrown down.
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:40, closed)
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