Cemeteries
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I was taking a shortcut through the local cemetery on the way to the pub when I heard:

"CLINK-CLINK"

I looked round - couldn't see anything so I kept walking and heard:

"CLINK-CLINK" only closer this time. But I still couldn't see anything. This was starting to freak me so I walked faster and

"CLINK-CLINK" right in front of me. SO I flashed my torch at the gravestone in front of me and saw a little old man, dressed in workmans clothes, chisling away at a gravestone.

I heaved a sigh of relief. A stonemason working late.

"Bloody hell mate" I said "You nearly gave me a heart attack! I thought you were a ghost."

The man smiled.

"What are you doing here so late" I asked.

He looked up.

"They spelt me name wrong" CLINK-CLINK...


Cheers

Thank you very much. I'll be under the pier all week....


( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:05, 2 replies)

heheh
Like it. Think i may well nick it for the future.
(ShitBitch, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:44, closed)

Hahaha *click*

*joins Legless under the pier*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:56, closed)