Hangover hallucination
A friend of mine had been out on the sauce one evening and had been fairly liberal with the Bacardi Breezers on a school night - quite literally in her case, for she's a school teacher.

The next morning, she climbs into her car barely registering a pulse and off she drives. Roughly two miles from home in the middle of nowhere, she experienced what can only be described as an hallucination.

Either she drank one Breezer too many the night before, or a creature roughly the size of a Labrador, with a hunched back had just jumped out into the road in front of her, shortly before shuffling into a nearby bush in no particular hurry.

She shook her head, cursed the demon drink and continued on her way. Most of us have had some bizarre visions the next morning, after a night on the sauce, however I cannot think of anyone who's seen a baby kangaroo.

A few weeks afterward however, she picks up the local newspaper and finds this.


(edit) a heck of a lot more appealing than some of the zoological phenomenon I have witnessed after during a night out on the turps in Essex.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:45, 2 replies)

Sounds more like...
a Tale of the Explained!
(JohabMorelli is spenging merrily away, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:01, closed)

It was a wallaby...
not a baby kangaroo.

Ya bloody drongo...

:p
(Shmeg, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:22, closed)