cathy
weird bitch in my school. used to play with herself in assembly and had the most disgusting habit of chewing a crisp to pulp, then spitting the pulp onto another crisp, then eating it. didn't know her 2 times tables by the age of 12 and seemed destined to live in a padded room.
scroll forward 20 years and there's rumours going round that she's in a mental hospital after getting pregnant due to being raped, then trying to eat the baby.
i knew for a fact that this was bullshit. she'd turned out much better than we'd thought she would, got herself a lovely bloke and got married. at the time these rumours were doing the rounds, she was expecting their first child.
fuck knows where she is now.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 18:07, 7 replies)

A mental hospital after trying to eat her baby.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 18:32, closed)

mindpiss

( Peej, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 14:00, closed)

pff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 16:46, closed)

You're on b3ta The LOVELY Smashy.
EVERYONE knows that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 14 Jan 2017, 16:53, closed)

hahahahaha
me? married? with a KID??? HELL no!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 17:04, closed)

didn't she recently divorce brad pitt?

( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 10:14, closed)

sure, why not

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 16:41, closed)