My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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eating vomitI was in a bar that was so packed I couldn't move to get to the toilet, my mate had insisted I drink lager instead of wine so i didn;t get too pissed. I hate lager. I felt the rising vomit but had no-where to go. Conseequently I vomited into my cheeks, holding my lips tightly shut. I looked around but the wasn't a plant pot or anything. Filled with disgust I swallowed the vomit. It was horrible. Moments later I felt the rising again, once more I chundered this second hand vomit into my cheeks, held it until the spasms had ended and swallowed it. Good grief, by now I wass really sweating. The girl sitting opposite asked if I had a cough. I nodded. The spams returned again, this time more powerfully and some escaped onto my scarf. Once again I swallowed. That's it. My friend came back from the bog and i breezily asked him "Have you got a mint".
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:03, Reply)
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