My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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KFCWent to visit a friend in Cape Town and went to a pub for a few beers, got hungry so decided to have some KFC. On the way there, our appetites weren’t big enough so decided to have a joint... Got the KFC and sat down in store to have our meals. I started eating my chicken which contained enough oil for the whole of the US supply and felt queasy. Said to my mate, this stuff's going to make me and.... BAARF. Puked all over the counter, myself and my mate (who was very unimpressed). Left store in a hurry got myself cleaned and walked pass for a second look... Shop closed due to....
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:13, Reply)
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