This one time...
...I took my grandad off on a cruise around the Bahamas for his 70th birthday.

Honestly, it was an utter disaster.
We stopped off in the capital for a few drinks and ended up getting into a row with some locals, the boat's skipper got pissed up one night and tried to steal from him and as for the chef?
Well that cunt not only did he eat my evening meal but he threw away my breakfast as well.
Worst trip I ever went on, I wanted to go home.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:37, 5 replies)

You were on the Sloop John B
AICMFP
(Barnetboy, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:52, closed)

DO YA THINK?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:57, closed)

This guy's sharp, AB.
Almost too sharp!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:08, closed)

OMGOLLY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU UNRAVELLED HIS FIENDISHLY ARCANE PUZZLEOMGEE!!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 18:45, closed)

I was going to ask how Nassau was.
But ^this cunt^ spoiled it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:32, closed)